这几个礼拜功课都很繁重,好多个拜六没得打机了,
不是补习的就是学校的folio,作这些都填满了我的时间,更不用讲有时间温习功课...
考试就快到了,还有两个星期...怎么办??:-(
我已很多堂没听课,尤其是 EKO ,简直不懂,又没补这科。。
以前还想要拿几个几个A 现在?只望全拿credit 已心满意足。。‘
看见学校很多老师都很努力在为我们补课,教书,
免费的补习老师连他也牺牲劳动节假期,来为我们补习...
还有最重要的。。
爸妈对我的期望很高,又整天载上载下,阻碍到他们的时间..
但他们没半句怨言,还整天问我要不要额外补习,钱不是问题..
最近家庭的经济也是刚刚好而已,我是知道的...
怎办?! 我不想让他们失望,不想浪费金钱时间后,得出来的成绩是烂的
想努力又不起劲,想读书又很没mood,又很懒读
读得的时候,又只能拿来作功课...
I am going to collapse....TT
2011年4月29日星期五
Marriage Humor (婚姻幽默)
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.
夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻:要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O =ATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默。
妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.
夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻:要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O =ATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默。
2011年4月17日星期日
昨天晚上和弟弟谈回小时候的事情,谈到三更都不舍得睡
记得,以前最喜欢玩 ps 1,
原本爸爸是天天都给我们玩得
但一天爸发现到我们的成绩越来越退步时,就限定了只能在放假时才能玩
所以每当要放假时,我们都很兴奋,
放假要结束时,就拼命玩个够。。
平时就想尽办法偷玩~
想起被爸妈抓到时,现在都忍不住大笑。。
还有以前看过的那些 cartoon,digimon,pokemon,ultraman tiga.. 好怀念哦~
但我想 就算重看已经没那时候的感觉了,
那时候无忧无虑,没的玩就伤心~
人真的年纪越大越多烦恼,越难知足~
以前能玩ps已经很开心
现在呢?有了电脑要更加新电脑,有了手机又要iphone...
haiz~ 好想回到过去 TT
记得,以前最喜欢玩 ps 1,
原本爸爸是天天都给我们玩得
但一天爸发现到我们的成绩越来越退步时,就限定了只能在放假时才能玩
所以每当要放假时,我们都很兴奋,
放假要结束时,就拼命玩个够。。
平时就想尽办法偷玩~
想起被爸妈抓到时,现在都忍不住大笑。。
还有以前看过的那些 cartoon,digimon,pokemon,ultraman tiga.. 好怀念哦~
但我想 就算重看已经没那时候的感觉了,
那时候无忧无虑,没的玩就伤心~
人真的年纪越大越多烦恼,越难知足~
以前能玩ps已经很开心
现在呢?有了电脑要更加新电脑,有了手机又要iphone...
haiz~ 好想回到过去 TT
2011年4月10日星期日
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